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Joke of the Day
"My black friend got offended when I told him a racist joke I told him to lighten up"
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"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful,everything is falling out from the other side."""
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."
"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."
"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies ""Narnia business."""
"Guy walks into a DR's office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""Hey Doc an you get this guy off my ass"""
"Do lesbians ever rock and paper?"
"Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke."
"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""
"Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving? The Redskins"