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Joke of the Day
"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."
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"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"
"In Soviet Russia... Light turns you on..."
"Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!"
"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"
"""It's not you, it's me"" - DiGiorno, to delivery"
"Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar."
"What animal has the tendency to be a half-ass A mule"
"One Girl, Two Cups would be a terrible name for a bra shop."
"The police came to my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes."