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Joke of the Day
"If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!"
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"What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off"
"Ladies, if you don't want men looking at your cleavage then you shouldn't wear low cut shirts in an area I can see you with my binoculars."
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"I let people know that I'm no weirdo. I say ""I'm no weirdo!"" From that point forward, it's just a matter of keeping my mouth off their pets."
"You're right, sir. It's MY fault that your credit card was declined. Please, tell me again how much money you have in that account."