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Joke of the Day

"A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go... Guantanomo bay"

"Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig."

"""Getting fat"" is absolutely a legitimate response to ""what have you been up to?"""

"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."

"If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European."

"The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it."

"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"

"A joke about the mods [removed]"

"Have you heard of the movie *Constipation*? ""Can't say I have."" ""That's because it hasn't came out yet."""

"What is white and blue and swings through the jungle? a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket"