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Joke of the Day
"Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given."
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"Eternal life Police have arrested a man for selling pills that promise eternal life. Records show that it was the fourth time he has been arrested. His previous arrests were in 1760,1839, and 1946."
"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Jager bombs"
"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"
"""When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?"" ""Because I couldn't find a fake car."""
"What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be ""Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division""."
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.."
"Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions? Not /r/movies."
"If I throw my son a baseball, he drops it. A football, he fumbles. But if I toss him a cell phone, my man has a sick one handed, no look."