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Joke of the Day
"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."
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"Hate when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get any closure."
"I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car."
"When Chipotle says, ""Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?"" I pause, then say, ""Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."""
"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."
"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"
"How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth? Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!"
"What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music? Rock and Heavy Metal"
"[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)"
"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"