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Joke of the Day
"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"
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"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."
"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"
"I hate being bipolar It's awesome"
"What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon?"
"What do you call a seafood-eating California motorcycle cop who only pulls over nuclear reactions or a radioactive decay? Fission Chips."
"I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."
"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"
"Nissan trucks. What, are you expecting there to be a punch line?"