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"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."
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"""They're meh."" --Tony the Tiger, off his Paxil for a few days"
"How many potatoe does it take to kill a Latvian? none (inspired by /u/aces613 )"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can't put it down."
"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."
"I dropped my electric toothbrush in the garbage disposal and accidentally co-produced a Skrillex album."
"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""
"In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami."
"There's no law against parrots calling you at work just to chat."
"Q: What's small red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator."