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Joke of the Day

"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"

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"Q: What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by? A: QUACKer Oaths."
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