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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a seafood-eating California motorcycle cop who only pulls over nuclear reactions or a radioactive decay? Fission Chips."

"Why do black men love with their girls call them ""Daddy""? It's showing that she knows one day he's going to walk out on her and never come back."

"Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants."

"Expert Archer Detected How do you know if someone's an expert archer? Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you."

"I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st"

"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."

"At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it."

"I kayak. Canoe?"

"My sister says I don't understand irony... ....which is funny because we were standing at a bus stop at the time."

"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"