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Joke of the Day

"Nissan trucks. What, are you expecting there to be a punch line?"

"I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!"

"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost three days already."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar... And disappears with a poof."

"Have you heard about the free, legal, new release movie download service? Yeah, all that you need to do is hack into Sony's email server. HAHAHA... topical."

"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"

"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."

"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."

"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."

"Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine."