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Joke of the Day

"Native Americans watch the movie 1492 backwards because they want to see a happy ending."

"The bonus of simple origami is twofold."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."

"Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys? Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes."

"Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!"

"How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray."

"What's the big deal with the Dog Whisperer? My dog whispers all the time! ""Kill for me,"" he rasps."

"I wish I was poor one day in my life... Because being poor everyday sucks..."

"I yelled ""shotgun"", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat. I hate cops."

"While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn."