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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guitarist that got arrested? He was fingering A minor."

"Doctor Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!"

"INTERVIEWER: And why under skills did you put ""has dominion over bees""? ME: [covered in bee stings] You can cross that one off"

"The new Pope got Bird flu... ...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals."

"Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed."

"The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech."

"I can't argue with your love for bananas They have a peel..."

"I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lenses."

"Your dating profile said you were a night owl.....eat this mouse."

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."