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Joke of the Day
"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."
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"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""