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Joke of the Day

"So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not fergalicious."

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"

"To anyone who might want to try homebrewing: Trust me, it's wort your while."

"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"

"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."

"Pluto is not a planet He's a dyslexic god"

"The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with botox for beauty pageants lost custody. Her child did not look surprised..."

"What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend? You're so shelfish!"

"Why don't ants get sick? They have little antibodies"

"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"