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Joke of the Day
"What is the wettest animal in the forest? The raindeer."
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"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"
"Trump's pussy grabbing days are behind him... But now he has his finger on a different red button."
"Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them."
"I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, ""I'm crap at fishing and need some tips"". The man said, ""Okay, can you hold the line?"" I said, ""No""."
"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"
"What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals."
"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to say the word **unionized**"
"The moral of Little Red Riding Hood is: 1) Never trust strangers; 2) Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human."
"That new show, Black-ish just started airing in Korea. It's called Brackish."