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Joke of the Day
"Satan cannot be everywhere, So Relatives were created.."
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"I'm expended, I'm expensive, And I'm expanded. ... Ijkwim."
"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."
"Ask me if I'm a snail! No. This joke works much better if you say it to the other person like they're an idiot for asking."
"Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed."
"My Mormon neighbor said it was rude I assumed her husband's surprise birthday party invitation was also an invitation to be her sister wife."
"I'm not bisexual. I'm ambisextrous."
"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."
"One good thing about premature ejaculation is that porn lasts you a very long time. I bought a video back in 1992 and I still haven't made it past the FBI warning thing."
"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"