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Joke of the Day
"I'd kill a two-year-old... ...to get with Casey Anthony"
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"What do you call... Nuts on a wall? - walnuts Nuts on a chest? - chestnuts Nuts on your chin? - a dick in your mouth!"
"What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off."
"I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat"
"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."
"How does someone with amnesia tell a joke? I don't remember."
"If you take a picture of a man named Richard... Is it a Dick pic?"
"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"
"The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time... Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!"
"If ifs & buts were candy & nuts, the first part of this sentence would read ""Candy candies & nuts were candy & nuts."" ...Confusing, right?"