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"I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want..."
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"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing but fuck your mother."
"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"
"How Do You Circumcise a Redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."
"In honor of Mother's day yesterday, did anyone here play jokes on their mom instead of give gifts?"
"Death is not the end. You still have to dispose of the body and hide the evidence."
"Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is ""conjoined twins""."
"Make sure you your hands if you shit your pants Atleast be sanitary"
"What did the Mooslim say to the Nazi? Don't you hate it when a few bad apples make us all look bad?"
"Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia? I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke."