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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."
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"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"
"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."
"""Why does that guy always get all the women?"" ""I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich"" ""And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"""
"Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good."
"""Mom, I found out I had colon cancer today."" ""REALLY? What are the symptoms??"" ""Why do I always have to start a list..."""
"knock knock ...... come in..."
"Probably not a coincidence that Taylor Swift just spent $17M on a mansion only two states away from me."
"""Who the fuck is this bitch?"" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman."
"If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself."