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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
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"What do you call a dog with no legs?... It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."
"Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!"
"Who do mice worship? Cheesus. :)"
"Being politically correct sucks. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say, ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"I'm in a band called ""Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!"" Check us out!"
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... But I found out she was seeing someone else on the side."
"How do dentists like their eggs? Poached."
"What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face."
"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back"