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Joke of the Day

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."

"LPT: Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off."

"How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery? Nun."

"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."

"Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school I don't think I could ever repay you"

"What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross country"

"JESUS: hey check this oute [turns my water into wine] ME: woa!! thanks jesus JESUS: [grabs wine out of my hands] NO!! THIS IS MY BLOOD NOW"

"A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?"""