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Joke of the Day
"The Titanic was built to last, let that sink in."
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"Rape is a terrible crime... I'll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That's why I always make sure they don't remember..."
"When I was 12 I got kidnapped. When my parents found out they snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."
"Why did the computer get a virus? He wasn't using protection."
"I interviewed for a new secretary today and the last girl blew it. So, she starts tomorrow."
"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."
"What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!"
"Only 4 days left to use this joke I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom"