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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Southampton? Don't worry, he woke up"

"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."

"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."

"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"

"My Shake Weight came in the mail today! Boy, was that a mess."

"John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider, scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican."

"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."

"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."

"What's the most oldest joke in the world? The human race."

"Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris."