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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Southampton? Don't worry, he woke up"
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"A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery."
"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."
"Carbon Dating. What Carbon does when its lonely."
"Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team"
"Why don't women run fast?? cause they hate getting fat!! edit: It's physics. The faster an object moves, the heavier it gets."
"Wanna hear a funny yolk? ""Whats a yolk?"" ""An egg joke!"""
"So my wife said to me, ""I swear, it's like all men share one brain"" I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain"
"First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?"
"The next person to make a gay joke is going to get their ass pounded"