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Joke of the Day

"i want to make my racing snail like turbo snail"

"I ap-p-p-p-lied for a j-job as a r-r-r-radio an-n-nouncer. Sh-sh-shame on them, rej-jecting me because I'm b-b-b-black."

"One guy says to another Guy 1: Dude one time I stuck my dick in a brownie Guy 2: Bro that's just wrong Guy 1: Yeah, I know. You can do time for statutory."

"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."

"Jesus walks into a boarding house.... Jesus walks into a boarding house. He puts three nails down on the counter and asks ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."

"If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?"

"When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then."

"Now that gay marriage is legal in the USA OPs can finally get married!"