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Joke of the Day

"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"

"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."

"Irishman walks in to a bar HAHA! Get it? It is funny because it implies the Irishman left the bar before to be able to walk back in!"

"My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month."

"What's the worst present you could give a black person? Cotton Scented Hand Lotion"

"When I die..... I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not terrified and screaming like everyone else in his car."

"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !"

"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come over"

"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."

"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."