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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."

"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk the cow for 14 years."

"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"

"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history. Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!"

"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"

"A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark."