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Joke of the Day
"New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said ""No"" so I said SIRI ously"
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"Why did the Giraffe lay down in the tall grass? Because it had Leukemia."
"I heard that John Cena had a failed porn career... Every time they tried to do the money shot nobody could see him coming."
"Whats your name? Whats the color of the sky?... Me: whats your name? You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky? You:blue Me:whats my name? Now put it all together."
"Everytime I listen 'freudien slip' I always think in my ... ... psychology classes. And you ?"
"What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."
"I asked ny blind friend to read braille for me I guess every lego spells out ""fuck you dude""."
"Movie Ratings Explained G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!"
"Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection? It's just too hard."