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Joke of the Day

"You know urine trouble, when You see members of the KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church together at the RNC... They are bound to piss each other off."

"Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex Alex: Having one wife too many Me: What is bigamy Alex: Nooo. We were looking for, what is monogamy"

"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"

"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."

"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"

"How do circumcision doctors get paid? In tips."

"A look into the mind of women..."

"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"

"Why girls live longer than boys???? SHOPPING"" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,""PAYING the ""BILLS"" does"

"What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines? Benjamin Netangoogle"