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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex Alex: Having one wife too many Me: What is bigamy Alex: Nooo. We were looking for, what is monogamy"

"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine --From a great co-worker"

"Man walks into a doctor's office Doc: Sir, I'm afraid that you have a very serious case of... onomatopoeia Patient: Oh no! is tha- Doc: Yes... it's exactly what it sounds like"

"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"

"Nascar Rain I think if NASCAR would quit being sponsored by the movie Noah we wouldn't have so much rain on race day :)"

"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."

"You're in a room with a murderer and someone who makes sandwiches with the crust end of the bread and you have 1 bullet. Who do- ""Bread guy"""

"You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out"

"Why should you never let a panda into a chemistry lab? Because it will create pandamonium"

"What do you do after you but a new oven? Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party."