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Joke of the Day
"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"
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"Taco guy: guac costs extra Obi Wan: [wafts hand] guac is free Taco Guy: guac is free... Anakin: why'd u even pay for the taco? Obi Wan: dammit"
"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."
"Jesus walks into a hotel Lays a handful of nails on the counter and asks the attenant ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."
"By the time they were my age my parents had two kids and a house, whereas I have joy."
"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"
"Police have arrested a cat for robbery Guess they've identified the purrpetrator"
"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"
"Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation."