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Joke of the Day
"I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft... ... but how did Juno about it?"
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"How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children? You put a guitar in his hands."
"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"
"It has been scientifically proven that women with few pounds extra tend to live a lot longer than... ...men who point that out."
"HER: Wow you look great. ME: Thanks. I use both my eyes."
"My wife has a colostomy I get a little action on the side"
"What is the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to stand at the back of the oven."
"Asterisks are awesome. *tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*"
"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"
"Him: Why do you carry a knife? Me: A sword is harder to hide."