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Joke of the Day
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
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"who said i can't tell the difference between humans and fruit? are you bananas"
"Breaking News: It turns out OJ Simpsons son actually killed Nicole Brown Simpson. OJ's son asked him if he could have an advance on his allowance. OJ told him ""Go axe yer mother"""
"Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*"
"When someone with a lisp says bismuth... You know they mean business."
"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"
"Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction"
"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."
"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"
"Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends. Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house."