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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say ""Bach bach bach!"""

"What was the victim of the car crash wearing? A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is..."

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. ""Well this changes everything"""

"If I ever go to prison, I know exactly what I'm going to nickname myself... Mitochondria! That way everyone will know I'm the powerhouse of the cell."

"Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach? Don't worry, the police are looking into it."

"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"

"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""

"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."

"Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion? Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword."

"Did you hear about... ...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices are so small, you couldn't swing a cat in there!"