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Joke of the Day

"Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion? Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword."

"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."

"Why was the band late to their gig? Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys."

"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Hung"

"A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor I have yellow teeth what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!"

"You guys wanna hear a poop joke? No... I shouldn't tell it. It's too corny."

"What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies? Your mom."

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

"is there a sadder metaphor of ur adulthood destroying ur childhood than the fact that to get to work evryday u hav to burn up dead dinosaurs"