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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake. as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake."

"What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire? Mourning wood"

"Not to brag, but according to this food packaging I just ate enough fancy cashews to serve 638 people."

"Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers? The FIFA headquarters."

"Shoutout to Batman for being a true American and proving the only superpower you need is money."

"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."

"What does a gay cow eat? Haaaay!"