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Joke of the Day

"Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality? Breast implants."

"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."

"Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It's rather embroidering."

"I have the solution to the drought in California Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape"

"If you're famous and your name suddenly becomes a Twitter trending topic, you are probably dead."

"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"

"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"

"Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that's where the most racists are."

"My brother committed suicide and didn't leave a note. How inconsiderate of him. I mean, would it have killed him to leave a note?"

"Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two."