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Joke of the Day
"Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality? Breast implants."
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"My girlfriend said she wanted to get properly measured for a new a bra... I said, ""Of course, it's not your eyeliner... You don't want to wing it."""
"A Doomsday Clock representing the dangers to humanity has symbolically been set to three minutes to midnight I guess you could say we are at... Threat Level Midnight"
"Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not."
"A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & asks, ""Hey buddy, why you pulling that rope?"" The man replies, ""You ever tried pushing it?"""
"""it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?"" yes i am. ... ""but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"""
"Constipated Mathematician Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Not in a hurry - Alcoholism Is A Slow Death! - And we are not in a hurry!"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg."
"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"