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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a woman from to be, to bed? Give her the D."

"Have you heard of the band 1023 MB? Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!"

"I'm hospital for an appointment and I saw a toddler playing with a donkey toy. ICU baby, shaking that ass"

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."

"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"

"What do you call a sexually active Buffalo? Horny."

"What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of."

"The last girl I dated reminded me a lot of a cat, she would annoy me for attention, but ignore me once I gave it to her... ...the difference is that I never woke up with her asshole in my face."

"What does velcro yell as it charges into battle? ATTACH!"