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Joke of the Day

"My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it."

"why do they even call them tampons?... tamp-ins, ladies. c'mon."

"Both cats and dogs are illiterate, but I bet dogs feel bad about it, while cats don't give a shit."

"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"

"What do two gay guys have for breakfast? AIDS and bacon."

"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."

"womens rights"

"Why don't Polish girls use vibrators? They're afraid of chipping their teeth."

"I just shit my pants! I guess it serves me right for eating them in the first place..."

"""I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public,"" I told my girlfriend. ""Don't worry, you aren't that ugly,"" she sniggered. I said, ""No, but you are."""