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Joke of the Day

"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"

"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."

"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."

"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."

"Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated then return & just begin a new life in a new seat with a new family."

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool."

"What's worse than eating out your grandmother? Banging your head on the coffin lid."

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb None. It's a hardware issue"