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Joke of the Day

"A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a drink. The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader."

"A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'."

"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"

"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"

"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."

"What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant? They were both caused by a message from god."

"I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck."

"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"

"I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition."

"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."