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Joke of the Day
"How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV? He blew a Piston in his car."
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"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."
"What do we want? TO BE LESS INSECURE? When do we want it? NOW! Um, I think... Soon, I guess? Is that weird? When do people usually want it?"
"A cannibal ate an optimist once He couldn't quite keep him down."
"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."
"Reddit servers"
"What's Macho Man Randy Savage's favourite capital city? Skopje!!"
"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"
"""I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion."" -- Web comment that has never been made"
"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."