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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy in outer space? An astronaut you racist bastard."
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"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."
"Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs."
"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"
"If they could, cats would correct your grammar."
"Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. I've been to the museum. It's obvious they starved to death."
"I just crashed a massive party... ...bus. Luckily there were no major injuries"
"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"
"I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit."