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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy in outer space? An astronaut you racist bastard."

"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."

"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."

"Hey, I have an idea. Instead of complaining about your auto-correct every day, how about going into your settings & turning it the fcuk off?"

"I dated a soccer player once. I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax."

"A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German."

"It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job."

"To girls suffering from a case of too many friend requests: Here is a free tip Put some clothes on and post your real pictures without Photoshop or makeup. Problem solved!"

"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"

"How do the Kardashians tell a joke? They get Kim to talk slowly to him."