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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."

"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."

"If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck do they call it stolen mallard?"

"Cool prank: Gradually remove a little bit of your mom's arm bones each night in her sleep until her arms are just totally floppy"

"Don't worry, people who are sick of political tweets, every horror movies needs a few ""Nah, it's nothing"" types to raise the body count."

"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."

"I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends."

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."

"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"

"Where does monty python buy his water? From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally."