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Joke of the Day

"Also, those little Swiss Army knives are great when you need a tiny pair of scissors to open your Gummi Bears like some kind of crack head."

"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."

"A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag? He answers: She isn't that ugly!"

"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"My foot wants to interact with your face. "

"I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it"

"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."

"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."

"They say 1 in 3 men are gay. I'm not gay, he's not gay..."