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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag? He answers: She isn't that ugly!"

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"Grammar joke I told my girlfriend ""sweetie, I want you beside me, in front of me,behind me, on top of me, under me, and to the left and right of me"" she said ""Honey, are you prepositioning me?"""
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"There there password. I don't think you're weak."
"That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side."
"Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV."
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