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Joke of the Day
"Why did the geneticist get into advertising? Sex Cells"
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"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."
"How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem? ""Oh secant, you say?"""
"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."
"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."
"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it Apparently, she left me a few days ago"
"I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound."
"My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar.."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."
"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"