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Joke of the Day

"Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't get across, but he made it to the other side."

"Wanna hear a joke about blimps? It'll never fly."

"Why don't Gingers go to the dentist? They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her."

"What is an apt gift for a female porn star that collects vintage comic books? An issue of *Giant Sized Man-Thing*"

"What do you get when you drop a Piano on an army base? A flat major."

"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"Is it appropriate for a receptionist at a sperm clinic to tell their clients ""thanks for coming"" as they leave?"