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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve"
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"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
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"What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade"
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"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
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"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"