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Joke of the Day

"I hit on an older woman on a dating site and she rejected me by saying ""is your dad available?"" So i responded to her by saying ""yeah, but i dont think he is into threesomes."""

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"Saw a really stunning cute girl in Thailand on the bus, couldn't stop looking. I thought ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner..."" But she did."
"What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !"
"I bought a dry erase board to improve my time management skills but the only thing that's improved is my ability to draw dicks."
"What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school? I'm just here so I won't get fined."
"What did the Zero say to the Eight? ""Nice belt."""
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"